Looking into the crystal ball with the world’s hottest boyband One Direction.
Harry Styles, the one that has a penchant for old lady muff, will be the “Robbie” of the group and be the first to leave and embark on a solo pop career. His attempt of being Britain’s next Pop Prince will eminently fail however he will still be the most famous of the five by being a regular in gossip rags for his string of affairs with fitties such as Carol Vorderman and Princess Anne. Being the coolest of the crowd, he will become so rocknroll and develop a drug&alcohol habit, making him the first (and only) member to enter rehab.
After the disbandment of the group, Zayn Malik will pursue a rap career and take to the streets of the London grime scene to make a respectable name for himself as MC InZayn (get it?). He will fail of course and end up doing a stint on Strictly Come Dancing.
Niall Horan, the Irish one, will be clever enough to not embark on a solo career as let’s face it, he can’t really sing can he? Instead he will use his cutesy, boy-next-door looks and become the new face for M&S and appear in Xmas adverts alongside Jamie Redknapp, Twiggy and Dannii Minogue. Cute little Niall will also appear on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, not winning the series but the nation’s hearts and become the new host for I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now.
Louis Tomlinson, one half of the “Harry&Louis Bromance”. Like Niall, he too will not pursue a career in the music industry as he too cannot sing for shit. He will delve into acting and become a regular on long standing soap series Coronation Street. Louis will appear on Celebrity Big Brother and win due to his happy, joker personality. He is the only member who visits Harry in rehab.
And finally, Liam Payne. The only member that will have a successful (UK standards) solo career which will parallel the likes of Michael Buble and Jamie Callum. After 3.5 lucrative albums, he becomes a judge on UK X Factor 2020 where they have a “One Direction week” and the other four lads join him on the show for a surprise reunion. They sing a medley of their previous pop hits and announce a comeback tour.
Well there you have it, the future. Look forward to it guys…
(Please note that these predictions have been made out of pure frivolity. Offence is not to be taken, however should ANY of these become true remember you heard it here first.)